Hung Like a Horse Opera
There was a young man named Debussy
Who, in matters of food was not fussy
Young ladies he'd date
And then after eight
He'd say "Perhaps I can have a taste of your...
mmm...this is good! What is this? Stir fried asparagus? Really?
Wow, I didn't think it would taste this good! Finger lickin' good!"
You see he had this habit of reaching over and swiping food off his dates' plates, and sometimes they didn't like this.
Who, in matters of food was not fussy
Young ladies he'd date
And then after eight
He'd say "Perhaps I can have a taste of your...
mmm...this is good! What is this? Stir fried asparagus? Really?
Wow, I didn't think it would taste this good! Finger lickin' good!"
You see he had this habit of reaching over and swiping food off his dates' plates, and sometimes they didn't like this.

5 Comments:
the bean is back!!! yaya!!
IT'S ALIVE!!!!
So nice to see you back Bean.. and so prolific at that
You must publish an animal crackers type strip and a book of twisted tales while you're saving the environment!! They make for a fun read on a heavy-lidded office afternoon :)
I picked up a Yaqui way of knowledge...read about this drink an amazonian tribe prepared im sure Don Juan would have been interested in ;)...have you read huxley?
Hey, where've you bean?
ah ahahahaha!
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