Thursday, March 02, 2006

Psychedelic Spam Poetry

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Few arms yours am?
Whom is respect friends beautiful. light force beautiful beautiful.
Beautiful appearance slow studied.
Rich rich supposedto find, wrong anybody use purpose few.
Trying sugar teach he window reading.

From a spam mail. This spamster was on some serious substance.

13 comments:

Ritesh Nadhani said...

You actually read SPAMs?

Prmod Bafna said...

What the....! lol hmmm such funny spam never comes my way :/ all i get is offers for watches and travel tickets (not that im reding everything, but what i usually see before i delete all) mwahahaha! Damn spammers! :p

Anonymous said...

hehe...i got this forward da...was super psyched. Dont know why i even opened tat mail to read. Probably i was destined to read it. Maybe its an encrypted mssg. Planning to reply back...maybe they r listening. - vineeth

Chamki said...

ha ha !
how come i only get:
Look what Susies got for you,and
House wifes get naughty.

Anonymous said...

wohoo...they made contact again. check this out:
PHOTOSHOP, OFFICE 2OO3, XP PR0 -
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music motor you find,
shining allow fascinate. thus hard you is.
side being yours.
whom corner commit. tying somewhere edge development the make? across being immediate night companion?

-vineeth

longblackveil said...

Wow. Maybe this is a niche, high-end, obscene-salary earning career option.
Must try to find out where and how this content originates.

longblackveil said...

And yes, as an afterthought: YOU READ SPAMs?

Crouching Tigress said...

This is what happens when you use hotmail :p

Anonymous said...

Owing to my absolutely embarrassing ignorance of poetry, for a moment i actually thot this was one of those serious new-age stuff(modern art anyone?)You know just like one of those glossy modern-day art museums where a splash of colors makes away with a million-dollar bid?

Anonymous said...

an incomprehensible splash of colors that too!

Prmod Bafna said...

hahaha! i got one this morning with the same subject title..

suddenly different you carefully? you friends the again next wrong? few human studied.
motor or latter latter letters. somewhere make wife explain reference pretty.
sandwich allow leader we wanted. nothing pride studied prison wife. how he use.
force make is few. off hard miserable different music why. we find profession hard.
raise use is,

Seriously, What are they on!!! lol

Anonymous said...

i jus hope u quit s/w to make music?

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