Now you know how everyone plays an important part in keeping the world safe!
Today’s message brought to you by the Malossol Caviar Production House Incorporated.
PS: Also say no to Coca Cola!
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Public Awareness Message
Save water when you flush. A single flush drains enough water to support seven hundred and fifty three micro-midget families. The micro-midgets are an important part of the economy. They rear micro-midget sheep, whose dung is collected and sold as caviar. Yes it’s a little known fact! And without caviar the Russian economy would be further ruined, and they would take to building more nuclear missiles to supply to Asian countries, thus catalyzing the arms race, which would result in a nuclear fallout and the ultimate destruction of the Earth.
Now you know how everyone plays an important part in keeping the world safe!
Today’s message brought to you by the Malossol Caviar Production House Incorporated.
PS: Also say no to Coca Cola!
Now you know how everyone plays an important part in keeping the world safe!
Today’s message brought to you by the Malossol Caviar Production House Incorporated.
PS: Also say no to Coca Cola!
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3 comments:
Gosh thanks. From now on I shall preserve world peace by flushing only once a day.
Does this mean the sturgeons are involved in an elaborate plot to control their proletariat through fear of the fisherfolk?
Tom, you were not supposed to figure that out! Now the Sturgeon General has issued shoot on sight orders for you! Run for it, man!
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