A fly! A fly that had the audacity to alight upon the most wise and revered nose of our fullgracious and benevolent sovereign, Al-Felin Felingreen, may his name be proclaimed a thousand times ere it cease to exist!
An inquiry! An inquiry most urgent, to be conducted through the land to discover the cause for this most appalling effrontery of our distinguished and highcelebrated lordship, Al-Felin Felingreen, undisputed master of the thirty six provinces of Hazim-Sikah and Groundoria.
A massacre! A massacre of four hundred, eighty thousand, twenty one flies that refused to co-operate with interrogating officials, humble servants of the esteemed and worshipful ruler, Al-Felin Felingreen, may his reign know no end, and were thus condemned to death on account of high treason and refusal to divulge such information that might forward the investigation of the cause of this despicable insult to our supreme and surely wiseprudent judge, Al-Felin Felingreen, champion of his lowly subjects, the people of Hazim-Sikah and Groundoria.
A destruction! A destruction of those structures that house or might house flies or materialstuff that so might act as a mainspring for these vileloathsome creatures, presumptuous such that they disrespect our godlike and majestic master, Al-Felin Felingreen, may his kingdom know no bounds.
A bier! A bier for our potentate, the overworthy and righteous king, Al-Felin Felingreen, who lies ostentigrandiose in his mighty repose, so austere that even the hated fly should not have disturbed him though he were dead three weeks.
12 comments:
That's what! Most clevercrafty.
As always, well written, and eminently ununderstandable; may the veracity of this fact be placed under the scrutiny of the copisouly estimable Al-Felin Felingreen..
Out, damned spot! out, I say!-- One; two; why, then 'tis time to do't ;--Hell is murky!--Fie, my lord, fie! a soldier, and afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our power to account?--Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him?
Not sure where that came from...sorry.
Groundoria!?? :)
Excellent sentence structure and wordplay - you always make coming here so enjoyable!
@JP - most appreciatethanks is greatdeserved
@Avalonian - If the laudable Al-Felin were around, I'm sure he'd agree.
@Anti-Blogger - A Baritone sax to you too!
@Finny - yes, it's the main state next to Hazim-Sikah.
@livewire - Muchen Thanken. I try mein besten!
Al-Felin is my 3rd cousin twice removed.
And the real spelling of Hazim-Sikah is Haaz'im- Sika'ah.
Sheesh. One would think you'd do your research before publishing!Fire the fact-checker!
And happy Gnu to you.
Nicely written, Bean.
Huuzzah!?
Whoa...stumbled upon a really interesting blog.
U got urself a regular reader...
Al-Felin Felingreen..seems to have emulated that peerless paragon, arch fly hater TEES MAAR KHAN ... are they related??
cheers
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gimme The Kaiser Chiefs anytime.
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